At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, it looks like we got the outtake photos for most of our alleged offenders. Enjoy.
For having "freak show" tattooed across his neck, this guy otherwise looks remarkably normal.
The classic look of a man who needs a fresh set of underwear.
Charges: Furnishing obscene material to minors
Creative illusion -- grow a goatee where a chin would normally be.
Charges: Forgery, fradulent schemes
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
World's most expensive hair-gel habit.
Charges: Probation violation
What's up, baby?
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
A famous actress from the hit TV series, Tales from the Crypt.
Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal trespassing
Better pray for some mistletoe.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, failure to pay a fine
Here's a guy who's had the same haircut for 50 years.
Charges: False reporting to law enforcement
World's saddest hippie.
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Abducted by aliens? Not again!
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, transportation theft
"Fuck cops," huh? You showed them!
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