Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Outtakes

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, it looks like we got the outtake photos for most of our alleged offenders. Enjoy.

12.)

Charges: Burglary
For having “freak show” tattooed across his neck, this guy otherwise looks remarkably normal.

11.)

Charges: Forgery
The classic look of a man who needs a fresh set of underwear.

10.)

Charges: Furnishing obscene material to minors
Creative illusion — grow a goatee where a chin would normally be.

9.)

Charges: Forgery, fradulent schemes

8.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
World’s most expensive hair-gel habit.

7.)

Charges: Probation violation
What’s up, baby?

6.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
A famous actress from the hit TV series, Tales from the Crypt.

5.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal trespassing
Better pray for some mistletoe.

4.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, failure to pay a fine
Here’s a guy who’s had the same haircut for 50 years.

3.)

Charges: False reporting to law enforcement
World’s saddest hippie.

2.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
Abducted by aliens? Not again!

1.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, transportation theft
“Fuck cops,” huh? You showed them!