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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, it’s party time. Enjoy!
10.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Life 101: Don’t fall asleep at parties.
9.)
Charges: Probation violation, shoplifting, failure to appear
Great shirt, though.
8.)
Charges: Forgery
More believable than Scottsdale.
7.)
Charges: Unlawful control of means of transportation
Ew. Ew.
6.)
Charges: Probation violation
And yet here we are.
5.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Sometimes you just wear your pants as a scarf.
4.)
Charges: Marijuana possession
This is the face of opening a door you shouldn’t have.
3.)
Charges: Robbery, discharging a firearm within city limits
Not a free bird, though.
2.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, assault
Clown’s here.
1.)
Charges: Sexual abuse, aggravated assault on a minor
5/5 stars, would jail again.
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