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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: People You Don't Want to Be Stuck in a Room With

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we found a gang of inmates you probably wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Shoplifting
Isn't this lady an offensive lineman for the Cardinals?

9.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Generally creepy.

8.)

Charges: Probation violation
She's just in it for the ring . . . my precious.

7.)

Charges: Kidnapping, aggravated assault, transportation theft, armed robbery
Guess where this guy lives.

6.)

Charges: Consuming liquor in public
Well, looks like we'll all be dead in seven days. Sorry about that.

5.)

Charges: Assault
Please stop trying to touch my soul, big naked Jesus.

4.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
All dressed up for that Sex Pistols concert that took place 30 years ago.

3.)

Charges: Assault
That's someone's crazy ex-girlfriend.

2.)

Charges: Aggravated assault
Who wants a scrubbing from Mr. Clean?

1.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, marijuana violation, extreme DUI, failure to appear, assault
Rule number one about living in Phoenix: Don't trust anyone wearing a raincoat.

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