At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we found a gang of inmates you probably wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with. Enjoy.
Isn't this lady an offensive lineman for the Cardinals?
Charges: Failure to appear
Charges: Probation violation
She's just in it for the ring . . . my precious.
Charges: Kidnapping, aggravated assault, transportation theft, armed robbery
Guess where this guy lives.
Charges: Consuming liquor in public
Well, looks like we'll all be dead in seven days. Sorry about that.
Please stop trying to touch my soul, big naked Jesus.
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
All dressed up for that Sex Pistols concert that took place 30 years ago.
That's someone's crazy ex-girlfriend.
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Charges: Aggravated assault
Who wants a scrubbing from Mr. Clean?
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, marijuana violation, extreme DUI, failure to appear, assault
Rule number one about living in Phoenix: Don't trust anyone wearing a raincoat.