Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Potpourri

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we’ve got a bit of everything, from celebrity lookalikes, to crazy hair, and tattoos so bad the artist would have failed kindergarten art class. Enjoy.

12.)

Charges: Kidnapping, aggravated assault
Rawr.

11.)

Charges: False reporting to law enforcement
My life motto.

10.)

Charges: Minor in possession of liquor
Good work from the MCSO photography squad.

9.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, possession of a canceled or false driver’s license
Awkward.

8.)

Charges: Theft
It’s that sister the state fair lady never talks about.

7.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting, failure to appear
That “art” is so bad a preschooler’s mom wouldn’t even hang that on the fridge.

6.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
It’s like an upside-down Coolio.

5.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
“Sir, do you know where you are right now?”
“Uh, William Howard Taft?”

4.)

Charges: Forgery
To answer the question of what people do with their old Tim Tebow jerseys . . .

3.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal trespassing
Loved your work in Tombstone.

2.)

Charges: Burglary
Woah, woah, woah, ladies — one at a time.

1.)

Charges: Failure to register as a sex offender, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Man, aren’t pocket watches classy? “Oh dear, look at the time, it’s dollars o’clock.”

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