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Just about every week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged criminals brought some questionable material along with them — why is “dler” tattooed to your eyebrow? Why is Pac-Man on your face? We explore these issues, and others, in this week’s Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week. Enjoy.
Charges: Obstructing a public thoroughfare, failure to appear
No you didn’t. You did not. Oh God, yes you did. Now, here’s a valuable lesson: Eyebrow tattoos require two words. For example, “Town Idiot,” or “Huge Doofus.” Instead, people are going to spend their valuable time trying figure out what “dler” means.
Charges: Criminal littering, shoplifting, failure to appear
On the plus side, you don’t have SARS (yet).
Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, criminal damage, aggravated assault
Wherein a photograph of Sisqo is required.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession
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Charges: Marijuana transportation
It’s time for a poll:
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to pay a fine
HOLY F%*#
Charges: Failure to pay a fine, failure to appear
Category: Tattoos that belong on a Census questionnaire
Charges: Theft, failure to appear
Number who have fallen from this gentleman’s “puppy-dog eyes” look: 0.
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession
Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. The suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
*Chuckle*
