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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we read some facial expressions on our inmates. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession
Subtle.
9.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Here’s the maddest guy you’ll see all week.
8.)
Charges: Endangerment
Yes, having scissors for hands sounds very dangerous.
7.)
Charges: Failure to appear
That’s a look that says, “I’m currently watching my parents’ sex tape.”
6.)
Charges: DUI
Allow us to show off our CIA-caliber jersey-identification skills: Earl Thomas, Seattle Seahawks.
5.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Unfortunately, yes.
4.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
OH NO HE DI-IN’T!
(Oh yes he di-id!)
3.)
Charges: DUI, failure to obey a police officer
Level 10 nostril flaring.
2.)
Charges: Theft
Hey man, if you’re on eHarmony or OkCupid, you should totally use this as your profile picture.
1.)
Charges: Probation violation
Good Lord, this man is growing a Willie Nelson on his face!
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