Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Reading Faces

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we read some facial expressions on our inmates. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession
Subtle.

9.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
Here’s the maddest guy you’ll see all week.

8.)

Charges: Endangerment
Yes, having scissors for hands sounds very dangerous.

7.)

Charges: Failure to appear
That’s a look that says, “I’m currently watching my parents’ sex tape.”

6.)

Charges: DUI
Allow us to show off our CIA-caliber jersey-identification skills: Earl Thomas, Seattle Seahawks.

5.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Unfortunately, yes.

4.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
OH NO HE DI-IN’T!
(Oh yes he di-id!)

3.)

Charges: DUI, failure to obey a police officer
Level 10 nostril flaring.

2.)

Charges: Theft
Hey man, if you’re on eHarmony or OkCupid, you should totally use this as your profile picture.

1.)

Charges: Probation violation
Good Lord, this man is growing a Willie Nelson on his face!

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