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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Remember When

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, several of our alleged offenders might remind you of the good ol' days, for one reason or another. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
If only Cupid was a polygamist.

9.)

Charges: Assault, failure to pay fine
At what point is it no longer called "makeup," and it's just called "face paint"?

8.)

Charges: Burglary
This guy probably doesn't get a whole lot of, "No way, me too!"-type comments. We're also willing to bet the Diamondbacks' marketing department isn't too pleased with his choice of font.

7.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, failure to appear
Today, we all learned that there appears to be some sort of Ron Jeremy "style" being adopted.

6.)

Charges: Shoplifting, consuming liquor in public
We know a good scrotum-squeezer when we see one.

5.)

Charges: Probation violation
Believe it or not, this is way better than the "before" photo.

4.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct, criminal trespassing

3.)

Charges: Probation violation
It's hard to tell for sure, but it certainly looks like that says "creepin' AZ," and that's kind of scary.

2.)

Charges: Criminal damage
MICHIGAN MOTHERF$#*R! IT LOOKS LIKE A GLOVE AND SHIT. F$#* YOU, MINNESOTA! SUCK IT, WISCONSIN! AIN'T GOT TIME FO' YO' SHIT, INDIANA!

1.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct

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