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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, several of our alleged offenders might remind you of the good ol’ days, for one reason or another. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
If only Cupid was a polygamist.
9.)
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Charges: Assault, failure to pay fine
At what point is it no longer called “makeup,” and it’s just called “face paint”?
8.)
Charges: Burglary
This guy probably doesn’t get a whole lot of, “No way, me too!”-type comments. We’re also willing to bet the Diamondbacks’ marketing department isn’t too pleased with his choice of font.
7.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, failure to appear
Today, we all learned that there appears to be some sort of Ron Jeremy “style” being adopted.
6.)
Charges: Shoplifting, consuming liquor in public
We know a good scrotum-squeezer when we see one.
5.)
Charges: Probation violation
Believe it or not, this is way better than the “before” photo.
4.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct, criminal trespassing
3.)
Charges: Probation violation
It’s hard to tell for sure, but it certainly looks like that says “creepin’ AZ,” and that’s kind of scary.
2.)
Charges: Criminal damage
MICHIGAN MOTHERF$#*R! IT LOOKS LIKE A GLOVE AND SHIT. F$#* YOU, MINNESOTA! SUCK IT, WISCONSIN! AIN’T GOT TIME FO’ YO’ SHIT, INDIANA!
1.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
