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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders are sending a message. Enjoy.
15.)
Charges: Assault, driving on a suspended license
Ever seen a bandwagon fan who’s also into face tattoos? Looks like there’s plenty of room for a new Red Sox/Cardinals/Dodgers tat.
14.)
Charges: Burglary, shoplifting, failure to appear
That tooth is trying to escape.
13.)
Charges: Operating a chop-shop, transportation theft
Who ordered the carpet samples?
12.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal trespassing, shoplifting, failure to appear, false reporting to law enforcement, failure to pay a fine
Did the cops find this guy in a time capsule that was buried in 1995?
11.)
Charges: Taking contraband in a correctional facility, dangerous-drug possession, probation violation
Flower power.
10.)
Charges: Possession of dangerous drugs, possession of dangerous-drug manufacturing equipment, dangerous-drug manufacturing
Drugs!? No . . .
9.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, unlawful control of transportation
People will be laughing their rear ends off when this guy’s so old his man-boobs are dangling down near his waist.
8.)
Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
We have a new front-runner for worst Arizona town tattooed on a face/neck.
7.)
Charges: Burglary
Is that even a recognized facial-hair style?
6.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Front: Business. Back: Party.
5.)
Charges: Aggravated robbery
Cheese.
4.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Just in case anyone thought this guy was Robo-Criminal.
3.)
Charges: Probation violation
Remember, human-animal hybrids have been illegal in Arizona for more than three years now.
2.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Obviously.
1.)
Charges: Theft, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Well, those are two things you’ll never get.
