Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Sending a Message

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, all of our alleged offenders are sending a message. Enjoy.

15.)

Charges: Assault, driving on a suspended license
Ever seen a bandwagon fan who’s also into face tattoos? Looks like there’s plenty of room for a new Red Sox/Cardinals/Dodgers tat.

14.)

Charges: Burglary, shoplifting, failure to appear
That tooth is trying to escape.

13.)

Charges: Operating a chop-shop, transportation theft
Who ordered the carpet samples?

12.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal trespassing, shoplifting, failure to appear, false reporting to law enforcement, failure to pay a fine
Did the cops find this guy in a time capsule that was buried in 1995?

11.)

Charges: Taking contraband in a correctional facility, dangerous-drug possession, probation violation
Flower power.

10.)

Charges: Possession of dangerous drugs, possession of dangerous-drug manufacturing equipment, dangerous-drug manufacturing
Drugs!? No . . .

9.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, unlawful control of transportation
People will be laughing their rear ends off when this guy’s so old his man-boobs are dangling down near his waist.

8.)

Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
We have a new front-runner for worst Arizona town tattooed on a face/neck.

7.)

Charges: Burglary
Is that even a recognized facial-hair style?

6.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Front: Business. Back: Party.

5.)

Charges: Aggravated robbery
Cheese.

4.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Just in case anyone thought this guy was Robo-Criminal.

3.)

Charges: Probation violation
Remember, human-animal hybrids have been illegal in Arizona for more than three years now.

2.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Obviously.

1.)

Charges: Theft, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Well, those are two things you’ll never get.