At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders set a bad example for the kids. Enjoy.
Two most important things in life: Walgreens and money.
Charges: Theft, failure to appear, driving on a suspended license
Desi Arnaz lives.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Gandalf the Grey.
Charges: Burglary, possession of burglary tools
Charges: Displaying a ficticious license plate, driving on a suspended license
World's saddest hippie.
Charges: Consuming liquor in public
Seems like it was worth it.
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Don't put your finger in an electrical outlet.
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Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Get away form my snow-cone, troll!
Charges: Probation violation, failure to appear
Here's a piece of advice: If you're going to get a face tattoo of a word, look up that word in the dictionary first, or you might be in "troble."
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