Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Signature Looks

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we’ve got some real signature looks, from fashion and tattoos, to some guy who has his entire face colored blue. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Forgery
Well, don’t expect to be tied down.

9.)

Charges: Obstructing government operations
Illuminati!

8.)

Charges: Operating a vehicle in violation of restrictions
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

7.)

Charges: Armed robbery, theft of transportation, unlawful flight from law enforcement
There’s no tattoo too small to screw up.

6.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Take a walk around the room you’re in right now. These eyes will follow.

5.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
The holy trinity: marijuana, motorcycles, and dead bodies.

4.)

Charges: Transportation and/or sales of dangerous drugs, trafficking stolen property, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to pay a fine, failure to appear, false reporting to law enforcement, driving on a suspended license, failure to show ID
Out of all those charges, the real crime is wearing shag carpet.

3.)

Charges: Probation violation, DUI
Private. Christian. Affordable.

2.)

Charges: Probation violation, shoplifting
We love literal tattoos. “All eyes on me.”

1.)

Charges: Assault, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct
Blues Clues!

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