At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders have some very strange things going on in their photos. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine, failure to appear, driving on a suspended license
Too bad this guy ran out of eyebrows -- there's always "awesomest," "coolest," "baddest," "hungriest," "dumbest," etc., etc.
9.)
Charges: Probation violation
8.)
Charges: Probation violation
Morticia McAddams
7.)
Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct
Who needs a high school yearbook when you have a face? Have a great summer!
6.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI
The grossest yawn we've ever seen.
5.)
Charges: Shoplifting
Extra sexy?
Elegant salmon?
Elephant semen?
Extremely stupid?
4.)
Charges: Probation violation, assault, criminal damage, shoplifting
We'd like to think that he almost got "COMPLETELY NORMAL" tatted on the neck, and that would've led him down a completely different path.
3.)
Charges: Probation violation
Woah, we got a classy one here. (FYI, there's supposed to be an "i" in "fuckin'".)
2.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Pretty sexy, you know, for being a corpse and everything.
1.)
Charges: Shoplifting
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHH!