Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Swagger or Something

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest. This week, our alleged offenders all have...

By Matthew Hendley

March 20, 2015

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, our alleged offenders all have some swagger . . . or something.

10.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, criminal trespassing Just clownin' around.

9.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing It's all about the Benjamins.

8.)

Charges: Exceeding 85 mph Nothing good ever happened to a man with a popped collar and buttons undone down to his nipples.

7.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine, probation violation Tattoo inspiration: Labor Day sale at the Mazda dealership

6.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct That tattoo kind of looks like his own face, if only he was growing a couple of carrots out of his head.

5.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, assault Illuminati!

4.)

Charges: Failure to appear Seriously, conspiracy theorists, get to your bomb shelter.

3.)

Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement, criminal trespassing Beautiful teeth, though.

2.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license What a touching . . . tribute . . . to that person on your shoulder.

1.)

Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR EIGHTH GRADE GRADUATION WITH THAT ATTITUDE, YOUNG MAN.

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Matthew Hendley

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