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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we analyze various symbols on the inmates. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, theft of transportation, threatening or intimidating
Did you at least get your kicks though?
9.)
Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, narcotic-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation, DUI
Educated guess: Not an actual Rolls Royce owner.
8.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
The commercial fishing industry is out of control.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, theft
Twinkle, twinkle.
6.)
Charges: Burglary, theft, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of burglary tools
Wallabies Rip Paper
Weak Rickshaw Party
Wash R Pants
Watermelon Raking Process
Washing Rabbit Poop
5.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Being a Bills fan: The insult added to any injury.
4.)
Charges: Criminal damage, failure to appear, disorderly conduct
Please nobody call Chandler “C-town.”
3.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug transportation or sales
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, also, monarchy.
2.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI, failure to appear
First time at a gentleman’s club.
1.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Um, rude.
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