At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we found some fantastic -- and by fantastic, we mean awful -- tattoos. Enjoy.
Charges: Theft of transportation, burglary This is so honest we can't even poke fun.
Charges: Burglary Is this your face or your eighth-grade yearbook?
Charges: Failure to appear Close enough.
Charges: Aggravated DUI Lily Munster?
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia Turns out, leather jackets don't make everyone look tough.
Charges: Narcotic-drug violation Jingle bells, U of A smells.
Charges: Credit-card theft It appears that mama did, in fact, raise a fool.
Charges: Failure to pay a fine Take your pick for the creepiest part of this one. How 'bout that lady sucking on a finger the size of a kielbasa?
Charges: Burglary Reason 1,425 never to get someone's face tattooed on your skin.
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Charges: Failure to appear, failure to show ID Who knows what any of this is, except One Ring to Rule Them All across the eyebrows.
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