Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Tattoo Time

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we found some fantastic — and by fantastic, we mean awful — tattoos. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Theft of transportation, burglary
This is so honest we can’t even poke fun.

9.)

Charges: Burglary
Is this your face or your eighth-grade yearbook?

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Close enough.

7.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI
Lily Munster?

6.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
Turns out, leather jackets don’t make everyone look tough.

5.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug violation
Jingle bells, U of A smells.

4.)

Charges: Credit-card theft
It appears that mama did, in fact, raise a fool.

3.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Take your pick for the creepiest part of this one. How ’bout that lady sucking on a finger the size of a kielbasa?

2.)

Charges: Burglary
Reason 1,425 never to get someone’s face tattooed on your skin.

1.)

Charges: Failure to appear, failure to show ID
Who knows what any of this is, except One Ring to Rule Them All across the eyebrows.

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