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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: The Wrong Idea

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we might be getting the wrong idea about our alleged offenders. Enjoy.


Charges: Disorderly conduct, criminal nuisance
Well, there's clearly a teardrop coming out of one eye, and then there's some sort of unidentified goo dripping from the other.


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Easy, breezy, beautiful, Cover...man.


Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Here's a guy who can probably swallow a Thanksgiving turkey whole.


Charges: Probation violation
Hey, here's a random question: Did Charlie Manson ever impregnate a woman?


Charges: Burglary, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of burglary tools, marijuana possession
Even gangstas get headaches.


Charges: Criminal trespassing
Street name: Abuela loca


Charges: Public sexual indecency, indecent exposure
Always wear a safety vest when erecting things in public.


Charges: Criminal trespassing, criminal damage
Poor Iceman.


Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
Um, go D-backs.


Charges: False reporting to law enforcement, failure to show ID


Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, dangerous drugs for sale
Here's a tip: Tattoos on your second chin are hard to read.


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Never too early for Christmas carolers.


Charges: Shoplifting


Charges: Exceeding 85 mph
Why so blue? (Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!)


Charges: Assault, criminal trespassing, failure to appear
"Dangerous," huh? Well, we assumed as much due to the fact that you had a face tattoo in the first place.


Charges: Armed robbery, trafficking stolen property, dangerous-drug possession, theft, possession of drug paraphernalia
It kind of looks like he's doing just that.


Charges: Failure to appear
Here's a guy who grows turnips out of his head.

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Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia
1 in 100 people: "Oh, that Clockwork Orange guy."
99 in 100 people: "Hey man, you got some shit under your eye."


Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia

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