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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we found some inmates you’ll never see on the pages of GQ magazine.
10.)
Charges: Theft
Keeping the Jersey Shore legacy alive. Gym, tan, laundry!
9.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to appear
8.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, theft, burglary
Looks like someone celebrated Kevin Harvick’s Sprint Cup championship a little too hard.
7.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, dangerous-drug possession, aggravated DUI, unlawful flight from law enforcement, possession of drug paraphernalia
What is that? A straw hat? The worlds crustiest lips?
6.)
Charges: Probation violation
- Ears hang low
- Wobble to and fro
- Can tie in a knot
- Can tie in a bow
- Can throw over shoulder
- Like continental soldier
- Ears hang low
5.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, theft
Please put that away.
4.)
Charges: Theft from vulnerable adult
Bet you didn’t know about that Coneheads sequel.
3.)
Charges: Failure to appear
First name: Dennis
2.)
Charges: Robbery
It’s like having two beards.
1.)
Charges: Aggravated assault, burglary, failure to appear
Surprise colonoscopy!
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