Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: This Isn’t Ink Master

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

There’s a reality TV show called Ink Master, where contestants compete to be the best tattoo artist on the show. There was obviously no Ink Master involved in these tattoos we found at the jailhouse. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI
Confetti!

9.)

Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Close enough.

8.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Um, it certainly looks like there’s a gun being pointed at a scary-looking crying baby.

7.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, disorderly conduct
Nice City of Tempe logo.

6.)

Charges: Second-degree murder, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, unlawful flight from law enforcement
How did police ever manage to identify this suspect?

5.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
That’s quite the constellation you have on your face.

4.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Arrowheadhead.

3.)

Charges: Marijuana possession
PARADISE VALLEY just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

2.)

Charges: Probation violation
How much you wanna bet this fellow has several regrets?

1.)

Charges: Assault
Look out for BulldogBatSpider!

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