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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
We know it’s late notice, but if you need a valentine for tomorrow, we found some candidates. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Probation violation
Looks like someone needs an attitude adjustment.
9.)
Charges: Conspiracy, dangerous-drug violation, narcotic-drug violation
There are some women out there who should be jealous of this hair.
8.)
Charges: Trafficking in stolen property, burglary
They let seventh-graders get tattoos?
7.)
Charges: Probation violation, shoplifting, failure to pay a fine
Sorry to interrupt your fondling sesh.
6.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Holy hair gel.
5.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, dangerous-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation
Woo! Dayle Joonyer!
4.)
Charges: Aggravated assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, assault
Shout-out to the Kartchner Caverns.
3.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation
Here’s why no one wants to live in Maryvale.
2.)
Charges: Probation violation
What is this? Steam bellowing out of a microwave burrito?
1.)
Charges: Assault
F for effort.
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