Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: What It Looks Like

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we can only say what it looks like. Enjoy.

14.)

Charges: Aggravated assault

13.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Holy 1996.

12.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
That’s a neck-beard for the ages.

11.)

Charges: Assault
Free head massage?

10.)

Charges: Assault, criminal damage
Only awakens for Slayer concerts.

9.) This is Pauly D:

This is Pauly D on drugs:

Charges: Illegally obtaining a narcotic drug, shoplifting

8.)

Charges: Aggravated assault, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
This guy really needs to back up.

7.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, shoplifting
Anyone*

6.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, criminal damage, marijuana possession
Looks like Picasso’s take on the sphinx.

5.)

Charges: Failure to appear, minor in possession of liquor, open container of liquor in vehicle, marijuana possession
A great way to re-purpose grandma’s couch!

4.)

Charges: Possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia
No one’s too young for a little jail!

3.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Happy camper.

2.)

Charges: Not available
The rare two-tone model.

1.)

Charges: Not available
Beat this woman in a breath-holding contest, win a prize.