Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Wild Side

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we take a walk on the wild side. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Aggravated assault with temporary disfigurement, assault
Approaching nirvana.

9.)

Charges: Theft
A Stormtrooper with wings coming out of his head?

8.)

Charges: Criminal damage, possession of drug paraphernalia
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

7.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, misconduct involving weapons, dangerous-drug possession, threatening or intimidating, assault, driving on a suspended license
En fuego.

6.)

Charges: Narcotic drug violation, theft of a credit card, criminal trespassing
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hair!™

5.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine, shoplifting, failure to appear
A-S-U! A-S-U!

4.)

Charges: Burglary, forgery, probation violation, theft
And which Twilight character are you?

3.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to appear, DUI
Bitchin’ sweater, though.

2.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, narcotic-drug possession
Celebrity lookalike: Turnips.

1.)

Charges: Identity theft, theft by obtaining a service without paying
Remember to incorporate fiber into your diet.

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