Maricopa County Mugshots of the Year: 2013

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we bring you our favorite mugshots of 2013. Enjoy.

13.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, criminal damage
You smell nice.

12.)

Charges: Burglary
Peak coolness means poppin’ collars on jean jackets.

11.)

Charges: Failure to appear, minor in possession of alcohol
Good one, bozo.

10.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
Poor Ace Ventura.

9.)

Charges: Drinking in public
Looks like someone had a whole jug of blue.

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear
A game to play with the kids, called, “Do I have more eyes or teeth?”

7.)

Charges: Failure to appear

6.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person (left), and Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia (right)
Real cute, boys.

5.)

Charges: Failure to appear, shoplifting
The golden woman.

4.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI, driving on a suspended license
Here’s a guy who fit his entire autobiography on his chin.

3.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, tampering with physical evidence, criminal littering
Bad hair day?

2.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
Some jailhouse zen.

1.)

Charges: Minor under 21 with liquor in body
The true essence of “Mugshots of the Week.”