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Memorial Day Turns Salt River Into Outdoor Strip Club -- Complete With Floating Stripper Pole *VIDEO*

Straight from the their parents must be so proud files: The Memorial Day weekend once again turned the Salt River into an outdoor strip club -- complete with a floating stripper pole -- and someone had the good sense to record it on video.It's not uncommon to see some T&A while...
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Straight from the their parents must be so proud files: The Memorial Day weekend once again turned the Salt River into an outdoor strip club -- complete with a floating stripper pole -- and someone had the good sense to record it on video.

It's not uncommon to see some T&A while tubing on the Salt River, but to see it dancing on a floating, makeshift stripper pole shows that certain young ladies are willing to push the limits of creativity, skank-ish stupidity, and ingenuity.

As you'll see in the video posted after the jump, three young women shake what God gave them on a floatable stripper pole -- in front of hundreds of people, one of whom recorded it and posted it on YouTube -- while floating down the river.

The video's not safe for work. It's also not safe for at least three fathers whose daughters went tubing on the Salt River this weekend.

So, if you're not at the office -- and you're 100 percent certain your daughter wasn't tubing on the Salt River this weekend -- take a look.

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