Morning Poll -- Stupider Idea For Reality TV Show: Bree Olson's Porn-Star Rock Band or Nik Richie?

"Bubble-Butt" Bree Olson, porn star/former Charlie Sheen "goddess," just wrapped up filming a reality TV show that recently made a stop in Scottsdale. It's about a rock band comprised of porn stars who apparently just get shit-faced and fight people. It's described as "a cross between Jersey Shore and Spinal...

By James King

August 3, 2011

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"Bubble-Butt" Bree Olson, porn star/former Charlie Sheen "goddess," just wrapped up filming a reality TV show that recently made a stop in Scottsdale.

It's about a rock band comprised of porn stars who apparently just get shit-faced and fight people. It's described as "a cross between Jersey Shore and Spinal Tap."

Get all the details here.

Just when we though "nobody could possibly come up with an idea for a reality TV show stupider than a porn-star rock band," enter Dirty founder Nik Richie.

Richie, a.k.a. Hooman Karamian, a.k.a. "Corbin Grimes," a.k.a. Mr. Shayne Lamas, has a "plan" for a reality show of his own. It doesn't have a cast yet, or a plot -- or anything but a "working title" -- but it's apparently about Scottsdale's ~~douchebags~~ elite and how ~~douchey~~ interesting they are.

Read all about it here.

Frankly -- while we know people would undoubtedly watch either show -- we can't figure out which idea is stupider. So we want to know what you think -- which is the stupider idea for a reality TV show: Bree Olson's porn-star rock band, or Nik Richie...in general?

Cast your vote below.

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