Nov. 24 In Blogs: Santa Claus, Michael Jackson, Cornish Pasty, and DMX

​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs.

Today’s entries:

Jackalope Ranch:
Why Your Santa Hates You

Dayvid LemMon’s Downtown Phoenix Museum of Gentrification

Up on the Sun:
Funny Pics: Band Names Taken Literally

Avoid This on Black Friday: New Michael Jackson Video Game

Chow Bella:
A Thanksgiving Dinner Fowl: Cornish Pasty Company vs. All Wrapped Up

New in North Phoenix: Garage Restaurant and Bar

Valley Fever:
Claudia Washburn, Mother of Escapee John McCluskey Pleads Guilty

DMX Denies Probation Violation, Will Remain in Jail Until Next Court Appearance