In celebration of Russell Pearce's recent fall from grace, we submit to you the above photo of the now-former Senate president throwin' in the towel for this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.
Here's how you play You Write the Caption: We
show you a picture (above) and you -- in the comment section of this
post -- write what you think would be an appropriate caption.
On Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a
vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and a lukewarm glass of Phoenix municipal tap water.
Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep the death threats to a minimum.