Sept. 16 In Blogs: Bill Montgomery, Phoenix Design Week, Spoken Word Intros, Nobuo at Teeter House, and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs.

Today’s entries:

Feathered Bastard: Joe Arpaio Spent More Than $500K on His Boy Bill Montgomery, According to Invoices

Jackalope Ranch: Phoenix Design Week Posters Are Up for Vote

The Ginger Bourbon Lemonade at Sapporo

Up on the Sun: Everything Is a Remix Explains How Certain Dirigible-Named Bands Are Derivative

The 10 Best Spoken Word Intros

Chow Bella: 22: Hirame Carpaccio at Nobuo at Teeter House

Travis Nass at Rancho Pinot

Valley Fever: Phoenix Man Calls Cops to Chat About How He Masturbated in Front of a 2-Year-Old Girl

Gay-Rights Advocates Not Thrilled With John McCain’s Pledge to Filibuster Vote on Repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”