Gilbert-area residents, be on the lookout for dangerous cultists who are roaming quiet neighborhoods "seeking whom they may devour." They are suspiciously clean-cut (they prefer black trousers and white shirts, with narrow black ties) and usually travel in twos, on bicycles. Do not approach them unless you are in the mood for a long theology talk.
Help Steve Benson take a bite out of crime. Read his cartoons and then call the cops.