Terrorists' Guide to Arizona

You're hopping mad and thirsting for retribution. Little Bush has launched his dirty war, and the fatwah is really on! But before you go driving a truck full of fertilizer or strap on a chest full of explosives, think twice about what you plan to blow up. Hoover Dam or...

By Tony Ortega

March 27, 2003

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You're hopping mad and thirsting for retribution. Little Bush has launched his dirty war, and the fatwah is really on! But before you go driving a truck full of fertilizer or strap on a chest full of explosives, think twice about what you plan to blow up. Hoover Dam or the Palo Verde nuclear plant? Too obvious. The Grand Canyon? It's already a big hole in the ground. No, you need targets that will get you maximum media exposure and put the fear of Allah into the infidels. And that's why New Times presents this...

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