This car will get you laid!

By Sarah Fenske We're not in the market for a Beemer, but we couldn't help but notice this ad on AutoTrader.com. The seller, who's apparently one of those of shiny-shirted Scottsdale boys, claims that this seven-year-old BMW "has gotten me laid so many times it's ridiculous ... I'm not saying...
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By Sarah Fenske

We’re not in the market for a Beemer, but we couldn’t help but notice this ad on AutoTrader.com.

The seller, who’s apparently one of those of shiny-shirted Scottsdale boys, claims that this seven-year-old BMW “has gotten me laid so many times it’s ridiculous … I’m not saying this car will do the same for you, but it’s a start.” How can you not be willing to fork over $24K after reading that?

Of course, the dude also claims he injects himself daily with shark testosterone, so we have to wonder: Are somebody’s friends just possibly playing a trick on him?

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