Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Andrew Thom Ass, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.
On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo. We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.
See all the entries here.
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Andrew Thom Ass stole the show with the following:
*From Joel Fox behind the camera:
"Ok, that's great! Now let's get some without the pants." *Click* "You're a bad girl..." *Click*
"Great!" *Click* "Oh yeah, that's hot...." *Click* "This will look great in my locker." *Click* *Click* *Click* *WHHHHHHRRRRLLLLLL*
"And.... I'm spent."
Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to Andrew Thom Ass -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.