Politics & Government

Winner of Best Reader Caption For Photo of Shamed Former County Attorney Andy Thomas and Hench-Woman Rachel Alexander: Vic

Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Vic, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of shamed former Maricopa County...
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Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Vic, you are the proud winner of this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On

Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an
appropriate caption for the above photo of shamed former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and one of his henchwomen Rachel Alexander.

We picked the five best reader
captions and put it to a vote.

See all the entries here.

Vic stole the show with the following:

“You said I’d be assistant U.S. Attorney General but all I got to show for all this is this shitty McCain badge!”

Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to vic — to
retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm
Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East
Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James
King any time after 1 p.m.

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