New Times are readers ready to help Kari Lake pack for move to Iowa

After two failed bids for statewide office in Arizona, MAGA diehard Kari Lake may finally be jumping ship. And Phoenix New Times readers are more than happy to see her go. 

Last Friday, MS NOW reported that Lake purchased a $60,000 condo in eastern Iowa, a possible sign that she could be gearing up for a Senate run in the state where she was raised. The outlet speculated that Lake may be posturing for a run for a seat held by longtime Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley, who is up for reelection in 2028. Grassley has not said he’s retiring, but he’d be 95 on Election Day if he ran again.

For many New Times readers, the condo purchase was an exciting development in the Kari Lake saga. Nearly 850 people commented on New Times’ Facebook page, sharing our story of Lake’s potential plans to inflict herself upon a different state. And they had fun celebrating. 

Said Susan: 

“I do so love it when the trash takes itself out.” 

Added Kelly: 

“No take backs.” 

Wrote Ray:

“That’s the best news I’ve heard all day.” 

Many readers were eager to move the process along. Said Brenda: 

“Bye, do you need boxes? Help packing? Perhaps we can make it happen quickly.” 

Added Todd:

“I’ll help her pack.” 

Added Nelson: 

“Does she need a ride to the airport?” 

Other Facebook users wanted another passenger to join Lake in that U-Haul. Jeff asked: 

“Can she take Andy Biggs too?”

Amid the joy was genuine concern for the good folks of Iowa. Wrote Joyce: 

“So sad for Iowa, so Happy for Arizona!!” 

Some think Lake could finally win there. Said Alexander: 

“Honestly, she belongs there. She gives serious Midwest vibes. She will be the governor of Iowa or Ohio. They will hold a special election just to get in place.” 

Others disagree. Added Kathleen: 

“So what. She won’t win there either!” 

One user seemed ready to never read about Kari Lake again. Wrote Camille: 

“Barf.”