For the first annual Scottsdale Fantasy Of Lights, a drive-through holiday-lights on steroids, were going to enjoy the heck out of the winter magic . . . with binoculars from a heated automobile. Our boyfriend the frugal pirate and his scalawag children will sing-along with religious carols and 80s disco tunes while we wend our way through the square mile of old-school holiday animations featuring Santa Claus flying reindeer team, smiling elves tossing candy canes, and towering teddy bears.
This aint no joke.
The tour also showcases a surprise leg with leaping dinosaurs, possibly proving to evolutionists that St. Nick and T.rex once lived peacefully together.
Dec. 4-Jan. 2, 6-10 p.m., 2009