We love pizza. And for some of us, we love it so much we're willing to have its image permanently inked upon our being no matter if we're drunk, making good on a dare, or just for-realz serious.
With that in mind, here are 10 of the best/worst pizza tattoos ever -- at least for now.
10.) Your confusing slice-of-pizza-meets-pun-meets-statewide-cultural-icon is ready.
9.) That's right muthatruckers, effin' pizza, yo.
8.) Hope Gizmo's not eating his slice after midnight or we're screwed.
7.) Must have had the beer before the slices got inked.
6.) Monsters like to eat pizza and children.
5.) Extra credit to the nipple for looking like a piece of pepperoni.
4.) Gives new meaning to the term "pizza face."
3.) Unicorns eat pizza and shit rainbows.
2.) Police and pizza, together at last.
1.) Who cut the cheese (pizza)?
Keep Phoenix New Times Free... Since we started Phoenix New Times, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Phoenix, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Phoenix with no paywalls.