How to Sound Like a Wine Pro Without Really Trying

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That's probably what we wine nerds sound like to outsiders when we talk to each other. Wine definitely has its own lingo, but with the following simple pointers, you, too, can sound like you know what you're talking about without really knowing it. Fake it till you make it --that's what I always say.

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