The contest works like this: Each round lasts three minutes. I need to completely chew and swallow each chili --skin, seeds; everything except the cap. I'll be disqualified if I choose to give up at any time, drink the beer standing on the table in front of me, or puke. If there isn't a clear winner after the final round, they'll call it a tie and all the remaining contestants receive the full prize:
- $150 in cash money
- 2 gallons of Blue Bell ice cream
- A hot sauce basket from Desert Smoke BBQ
- An ambulance, if needed.
The emcee tells us that the peppers we grab will correspond to the order in which we're standing -- no matter how much bigger or smaller that particular pepper is. Since I'm first in line, I'll have to grab the first of each pepper variety, which after a quick glance, poses a problem in round three. But we'll get to that in a minute. As the crowd gathers, emcee Megan Finnerty of the Arizona Republic instructs us to grab the first pepper and counts down. "3...2...1...go!" The torment begins.
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