SAT 10/15There you are, surrounded by models from Maxim, FHM, and Playboy, all wearing butt-floss bikini bottoms. The smell of burning rubber permeates the air and, out of a fog of custom-car exhaust, Maxim "Top 10 Hottie" Martina Andrews materializes. She leans over your table with her firm, perfectly symmetrical...
It's a warm Tuesday evening in May, and Aaron Rosen is chilling on the outdoor patio at Three Roots Coffee House in Tempe, demonstrating his digital deftness to anyone who's interested. While the air is clogged with the sound of Mill Avenue traffic zipping by, the lanky 24-year-old uses his...
TUESDAYSHold on to those collagen-coated dreams, because that little Botox blast you've been praying for might just be within your grasp. Palazzo, the downtown hot spot at 710 North Central -- and advocate of sexy, hedonistic fun -- is paying homage to both the addictive television show and the cosmetic...
THU 7Tequila snobs understand why "silver" tequila from the blue agave cactus beats the hell out of that cheap "gold" tequila with the gimmick worm floating around the bottom of the bottle. We're told that silver tequila has a more intense flavor, since all of its sugars come from the...
THU 6/30"Chunks of Fried Funk" might sound like a bad school cafeteria lunch, but techno-haters and hip-hop junkies love the mystery meat packed into this sonic casserole of electrobreaks, hip-hop, "nu skool," funk and "ghetto stylez." The weekly DJ night at Ichiban Sushi Bar, 1435 East University Drive in Tempe,...
FRI 6/3Kick the ball! Kick some ass! In this heat, they'll never last! That's what we're hoping, at least, when the Vancouver Whitecaps come down from cooler climates to take on our own Arizona Heatwave in the Women's United Soccer League's Western Division. The game, which takes place Friday, June...
At least another hour is left until touring headliners The Perceptionists are set to perform at the Old Brickhouse Grill on a recent Saturday night, but there are already hundreds of people in the house. When a startling siren blasts through huge speakers and a dense swarm of fans crowds...
It's a sticky Saturday morning in mid-August, and Tara Logsdon is fried. The sun beats down on Logsdon, 31, as she arranges her bizarre-looking paintings next to some artful teddy bears and handmade clothing on the outdoor stage at Holga's, during the downtown Phoenix apartment complex's monthly flea market. The...
Some things only get better with age. Looking back at the 10th annual New Times Music Showcase, which shook up Tempe's Mill Avenue last Sunday, April 17, it's clear that local music fans have not only made the event a tradition, but stepped up their support more than ever. With...
Like the late, great Rodney Dangerfield, Buffalo wings get no respect, no respect at all. The name "Buffalo" hardly engenders esteem, as that burg's other contributions to the culture include Millard Fillmore, Vincent Gallo and the Goo Goo Dolls. Probably doesn't help that the word can be used as a...
THU 26 Girlie shows never get old, even if the girlies do. Such is the appeal of Terry Earp's play Have Tassels, Will Travel, based on the life of legendary burlesque performer CeCe Walker, a.k.a. "Satan's Angel: The Devil's Mistress." Walker herself, long since retired from her days of twirling...
When I migrated here from New York, I hadn't counted on how near impossible it would be to put a band together and keep it focused during the hot summer months. Even the lamest justifications for missing rehearsals, from the persistent "Uhh, I spaced it, man" to the truly wretched...
THU 14 As cynical as we might be at times, we'll refrain from tagging The Redwalls, who play the Big Fish Pub (1954 East University Drive in Tempe) on Thursday, April 14, as nothing more than a foursome of rip-off artists. Fact is, The Redwalls sure sound like the Brit-blues...
Might there be some redemption for what I like to call the swill on and around Mill? As I mentioned in my recent write-up of Mucho Gusto Taqueria and Mexican Bistro, just west of Mill Avenue on University Drive ("Taste Magnet," January 20), Mill Avenue generally holds as much fascination...
THU 28 Still thumping "Hey Jealousy" from your Dodge Laser and mouthing "The Gin Blossoms are sooo fresh" to a carload of babes at the stoplight? Time to hightail it to Martini Ranch, 7295 East Stetson Drive in Scottsdale, on Thursday, April 28, for New Times New Music, which starts...
TUE 4/5 To all the wanna-bes who love sushi and Bruce Lee, but whose best kung fu moves are limited to wax on and wax off, Tokyo Tuesdays are for you. Leave the coveted Enter the Dragon box set at home and karate-chop your way to Ra Sushi Bar Restaurant,...
SUN 7/31Thank Salvador Dali for Blade Runner. That goes for Fight Club, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Truman Show, and even Total Recall, too. His name doesn't pop up in the credits, but the most famous name in Surrealist art is credited with making the genre a profitable commodity in Hollywood, where Dali...
4/22-4/23 Some things are worth the wait -- like, for instance, the Mesa Arts Center. After nearly five decades of false starts, failed bond elections, tax hikes and tumult, the suburb's sleepy downtown finally gets a one-megaton wake-up call as Arizona's largest cultural complex, located at 1 East Main Street,...
Phoenix Rising Love it or leave us: I was incredibly impressed with your story "Phoenix Has an Inferiority Complex" (Amy Silverman, May 12). Being from New York, and having more recently moved here from Boston, I personally find myself saying more and more that the worst thing about Phoenix is...
Elton Bush loves Arizona. He's not too fond of his ironic namesake, the president, for taking his time mobilizing the guard while Elton and his wife waited for a helicopter on the interstate for three days. He's also not too happy with the mayor of New Orleans, for not having...
SAT 7/9Word on the street is that Phil Buckman, front man (okay, only man) of I Hate You When You're Pregnant, is going to hang up the thong and go in other musical directions. Fans from Baltimore to San Pedro are preparing for a time when live performances of "Desiree"...
Green Fairy Tales There is life here: I moved to Phoenix from California -- the Bay Area -- and I had all the usual regrets about moving from the big city to the not-so-big city. You know, Phoenix at first blush just seems like a ghost town, despite the fact...
