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Hot Links: Phoenix Mercury, Native Remains, and Anna Nicole Smith

In a sports team precedent, the WNBA's Phoenix Mercury accepted a sponsorship deal with identity-theft-protection company LifeLock. According to reports, the word "LifeLock" will replace "Mercury" and "Phoenix" on the team's jerseys...Another alleged UFO over Valley skies has been explained as something entirely terrestrial. The FAA began receiving reports of...
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Could Jay-Z Replace Michael Jackson?

Jay-Z's claim to being "The Best Rapper Alive" is delivered so flippantly it's almost filler anymore. Certainly, there was a time after 2003's The Black Album dropped that it'd have been indisputable to any serious fan of hip-hop music, but, in the years since, it's become such a droning constant that...
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Joe Arpaio Reined In? Homeland Security Revises 287(g) Agreements Nationally

Janet Napolitano's Department of Homeland Security has just issued a press release announcing new, standardized 287(g) agreements that all law enforcement agencies participating in the program will have to sign, including Sheriff Joe's MCSO, which boasts a massive 160-man 287(g)-trained force, the largest in the nation. "DHS and ICE will...
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Blood Brothers Proves Nearly Naked Can Do More Than Alternative Theater

It seems Nearly Naked Theatre has been doing "naughty" plays for so long now that the company can appear subversive only by presenting a traditional musical. But the 10-year-old troupe isn't pulling a stunt with its production of Blood Brothers, Willy Russell's celebrated smash hit about twins separated at birth...
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Slayer Plays Through The (Dry) Heat

Two stages, 13 bands, more than nine hours of music, and yet the Rockstar Mayhem Festival could easily be summed up in one word: SLAYER! Unfortunately, New Times doesn't pay me for one-word reviews, and to be honest, a handful of other bands on the bill definitely made an impression...
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About Damn Time: Matt Giraud Off of ‘Idol’

During his tenure on American Idol, Matt Giraud was like the Little Dueling Piano Player Who Could: Snubbed by the voting public in the Top 36, the judges made him one of their "judges choice" picks for the Top 13. Then, when he finally got voted off two weeks ago...
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Reality Show Results Episodes: The 11th Plague

So after sitting through two hours of complete pap Tuesday night as American Idol's first group of 12 attempted to stay on key long enough to get halfway-decent remarks from the judges, you'd think we'd deserve a break, right? In the Land of the Sea-douche, however, there is no rest...