Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we introduce the 50 best mugshots of 2014. Enjoy!

50.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Aggravated assault on a minor, unlawful imprisonment, criminal trespassing, resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia Family man!

49.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Identity theft, theft by obtaining a service without paying Remember to incorporate fiber into your diet.

48.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Assault, shoplifting Dentists love him!

47.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Disorderly conduct, possession of drug paraphernalia Um, dude, there's a soggy condom dangling from your eye.

46.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Aggravated assault, burglary, failure to appear Surprise colonoscopy!   45.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, criminal damage WTF.

44.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Failure to pay a fine Arthur Fonzarelli.

43.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Disorderly conduct Pucker up, baby!

42.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Criminal trespassing That's love, folks.

41.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Assault Look out for BulldogBatSpider!   40.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Marijuana violation Merman.

39.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Criminal trespassing, possession of drug paraphernalia Here's a guy who probably doesn't get a lot of job offers for customer-service positions.

38.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Probation violation Good Lord, this man is growing a Willie Nelson on his face!

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

37.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Theft of transportation Let's not exclude the possibility that this guy is a radical environmentalist and his neck tattoo says "White Prius."

36.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia It takes a while to see this one. At first, it looked like maybe someone farting in tall grass, until we noticed it's actually an eagle with testicles for a beak, poking his head through a fence.   35.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Failure to appear Looks like someone's turning 11 today!

34.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Failure to register as a sex offender, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Man, aren't pocket watches classy? Oh dear, look at the time, it's dollars o'clock.

33.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Left: Escape, marijuana possession, Right: Disorderly conduct Why is this a thing?

32.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession This is the Little Mermaid's dad.

31.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Good luck getting to bed tonight.   30.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Aggravated DUI, criminal damage, hit-and-run with injury, endangerment, assault Nana?

29.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: DUI, failure to show ID That's the kind of mullet you'll only get to see deep in a trailer park on COPS.

28.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Aggravated assault, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, disorderly conduct Fonzie's punk-ass grandson.

27.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Threatening or intimidating with damage to property, disorderly conduct So is this Weird Al, or not?

26.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Burglary, possession of drugs in a drug-free zone, possession of drug paraphernalia If the zombie apocalypse comes, look no further for patient zero.   25.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Pavarotti.

24.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Disorderly conduct Possibilities: -Watching Jesus descend from the heavens -Being abducted by UFO -Both

23.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Shoplifting He who hath smelt it, dealt it.

22.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Probation violation, failure to appear Here's a piece of advice: If you're going to get a face tattoo of a word, look up that word in the dictionary first, or you might be in "troble."

21.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Resisting arrest with physical force Who's laughing now!? (Everyone.)   20.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Criminal damage, theft, shoplifting, failure to appear, disorderly conduct Is there even a word for this type of grin?

19.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation Ya don't say.

18.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, marijuana violation, extreme DUI, failure to appear, assault Rule number one about living in Phoenix: Don't trust anyone wearing a raincoat.

17.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Assault Spoiler alert: "Bonafied" ain't a word.

16.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Not available Beat this woman in a breath-holding contest, win a prize.   15.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Failure to pay a fine That's a bear's leg.

14.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, marijuana production Ah, yes, the old coil-of-dog-crap hairdo.

13.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Not available Is that a penis? (That's what she said.)

12.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct Seems accurate.

11.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Not available It's always the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.   10.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Probation violation Acting credits: -COPS, 1991: Alleged trailer park domestic-violence suspect -COPS, 1994: Alleged theft of filet mignon, concealed in pants -COPS, 1997: Nude LSD incident

9.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Disorderly conduct Don't put your finger in an electrical outlet.

8.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Shoplifting, possession of drug paraphernalia Not sure if this guy fell asleep face-first into a notebook he was doodling on, or if that's the world's dumbest collection of forehead tattoos.

7.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Aggravated assault Your face. What.

6.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Assault That's someone's crazy ex-girlfriend.   5.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Failure to appear Happy camper.

4.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Probation violation

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

3.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Driving on a suspended license Introducing, the Cadillac of inmates.

2.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Criminal trespassing, possession of drug paraphernalia Wow, so realistic.

1.)

Top 50 Maricopa County Mugshots of 2014

Charges: Criminal trespassing Happy New Year!

Love,

This Guy

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