FLASHES 8/24

In the Tradition of Eldon Rudd Sportscaster-cum-lawmaker J.D. Hayworth has received lots of attention since his arrival in Washington, D.C. Last week, the Washington Post featured him in an article about freshmen members of the House who have unorthodox occupations. Hayworth told the Post, “Our founders didn’t name this just…

OF YUMAN BONDAGE

Imagine my shock when I found out last week that Money magazine had released its annual list of the top 300 U.S. cities to live in, and Phoenix had come in at the lowly 94 slot. Finished third in the entire state of Arizona. That’s third out of three, mind…

THE UNTOUCHABLE

In August 1987, the Secret Service arrested a Phoenix man in Southern California on charges of threatening to kill then-President Ronald Reagan. It didn’t matter to the feds that John Sahhar was being held in the Santa Barbara County Jail on minor charges when guards heard him utter threats against…

INSIDE INFORMATIONDEFEATED ARIZONA POL CREATES NATIONAL VOTER DATA CENTER

Nine years ago, U.S. Senate candidate Richard Kimball implored Arizona journalists to “follow the money” that was flowing into his opponent’s campaign coffers. Few heeded the Democrat’s pleadings. The 1986 senatorial race lifted Republican John McCain, a two-term member of the House of Representatives, into the U.S. Senate to replace…

MEXICAN STAND-OFF

La Guadalupana, 2243 North 16th Street, Phoenix, 254-5114. Hours: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, 8:30 a.m. to 10 p.m., seven days a week. Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche thought that mankind continually struggled with two conflicting impulses. On the one hand, he said, we yearn for adventure and risk, the rush of excitement…

FLASHES

Earth to Joe Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has gained international fame for his harsh treatment of criminals. Just ask him. Last week that fame earned Arpaio ten minutes of face-to-face with Tom Snyder, the guffawing host of CBS’s Late, Late Show. Arpaio assured Snyder he was a straight-shootin’, coffee-,…

HOOKED ON PHOENIX

You can see something a million times before an epiphanous truth hits you, and this is what slammed into my consciousness as I switched on the TV the other day: Andy and Opie. You know what, and whom, I’m talking about. The theme, more familiar than “The Star-Spangled Banner,” and…

PENSION APPREHENSION

Practically every month, 85-year-old Edith Christy hightails it down Central Avenue in her Ford Taurus, parks in the underground garage of the Norwest Tower and rides the elevator up to the headquarters of the Arizona State Retirement System just in time for the pension fund’s board meetings. Like dozens of…

THE SOURING INFERNO

At six o’clock on the evening of July 7, a Friday, James Witt was standing on a boulder in his front yard near the corner of Alma School and Dynamite roads in north Scottsdale, looking for the signs of a lightning strike one of his house guests had seen from…

FLOPPY DESK

High school teacher LouAnne Johnson gave the title My Posse Don’t Do Homework to the 1992 book she wrote about her experiences teaching gifted but underachieving inner-city kids in California. The producers of the film version have changed the title to Dangerous Minds, which is meaningless, but somehow more painless…

TURKEY OF THE SEA

As with most science fiction, Waterworld requires a certain amount of ignorance of, or indifference to, science to enjoy the fiction. The film is an action-adventure set in the distant post-Apocalyptic future–a time when the polar ice caps have been melted by some cataclysm. Surviving humanity lives on skiffs and…

SECOND HELPINGS

Bye-bye BYOB: Maybe the Arizona Legislature has a little too much time on its hands. Why else pass a bill, like the one that went into effect last month, forbidding customers from bringing their own wine or beer to restaurants? Our elected guardians are apparently more frightened by the prospect…