Slow Biz

It’s Kentucky Derby Saturday and I’m sitting at the bar of the Fiesta Inn in Tempe with Charlie Levy, the promoter behind Stateside Presents and man-behind-the-curtain at Western Tread Records, which he runs with Jimmy Eat World front man Jim Adkins. I’ve asked him here because I’ve known the bespectacled,…

Kiss and Tell

Two women kiss on a deserted Manhattan street, and the consequences of that kiss change their lives forever. Diana Son’s Stop Kiss burnishes a brief moment in the lives of ordinary people, making it memorable with smart dialogue and familiar personalities. And Stray Cat Theatre once again rises to the…

Little Cat Feat

It’s 10 a.m. Do you know where your cats are? According to Nohl Rosen, they’re probably crapped out in front of the television, enjoying reruns of Seinfeld while you’re at work. Rosen is co-owner and co-operator of Cat Galaxy, a Scottsdale-based Internet radio and TV station for cats that broadcasts…

For the Birds

In matters of appearance, the southwestern willow flycatcher is no dodo: Barely half an ounce, with pale yellow and gray feathers, it’s as photogenic as any sparrow. But when it comes to Darwinian fitness, the flycatcher comes up short. Consider its relationship with the brown-headed cowbird. The cowbird, a far…

Big Cheese

Somehow, the night just doesnt feel complete until the hot blonde in the “I ♥ Dick” tee shirt bends over, peels down the back of her jeans and asks the tuxedoed Richard Cheese, “Sign my ass?” It’s 10 o’clock on a Friday night in Las Vegas — actually, in nearby…

Education Reclamation

Much to my amazement and delight, Arizona has finally delivered a powerful blow to the fundamentalist Mormon polygamist theocracy that controls all aspects of public and private life in Colorado City. On May 9, Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano quietly signed into law a bill that will allow state education officials…

This Week’s Day-by-day Picks

THU 19 Try as you may, you can’t have a social life through osmosis, introvert. But you can celebrate plant life on Thursday, May 19, by visiting Objects Gallery at Biltmore Fashion Park, 24th Street and Camelback, where Craig Pearson and Potheads International host “Tropical.” The event kicks off a…

Rule, Britannia!

As any Birkenstocks-clad liberal arts major will tell you ad nauseam if you let him, the word “empire” is a loaded term, a Pandora’s box of negative connotations. From the conquest and subjugation of native peoples to Darth Vader and the Death Star, empires lack any redeeming characteristics. Or so…

The Groovie Ghoulies

If you dig B-movies, bands that care more about their fans than money (as long as those fans are purchasing beer), and fast music, you need to be at The Attic on Friday night. The Groovie Ghoulies will be joined by a handful of local hooligans to give you a…

Phoenix Has an Inferiority Complex

New Orleans is sexy. Denver is earthy. Austin rocks, Dallas shops. New York never sleeps. San Francisco is stunning. Los Angeles is star struck. Boston is really smart. And Phoenix? Phoenix is slumped on the Barcalounger eating potato chips and drinking beer, scratching itself, bored to tears. If Phoenix had…

Queens of the Stone Age

Formed from the ashes of stoner rockers Kyuss, Josh Homme built Queens of the Stone Age on the same core, but created something entirely new, imbuing the band’s hard rock with elements of psychedelica and other offbeat touches. While the music churns with intensity, Homme takes advantage of dynamics, opening…

Letters

Go Suns! Rants and raves: I enjoyed your column on the Phoenix Suns immensely. Though I enjoyed the ride and all of the characters in ’92-’93, this year’s team surpasses that team in many areas (“Valley of the Suns,” John Dougherty, May 5). I think when you stay out all…

Scottsdale Swank

“Can I rub your tummy for luck?” asks the gorgeous dime-piece before me in the lounge of the James Hotel’s J Bar in Scottsdale, her smooth skin the color of Ghirardelli chocolate. As her hands are already caressing my abdominal protuberance, I figure it’s best to reply in the affirmative…

This Week’s Day-by-day Picks

THU 12 So you ate paint chips as a kid? Well, that explains a lot. But while the art hanging in Scottsdale’s Marshall Way galleries on Thursday, May 12, might be good enough to eat, please refrain from returning to your childhood eating habits. The Bon Appetit ArtWalk features special…

Seven Nights of DJs and Dancing

Thursday 12 Ain’t Nobody’s Bizness: DJ Suzy (hip-hop, dance) Anderson’s Fifth Estate: Area 51 with AKA (gothic, industrial) AZ 88: DJ P-Body (jazz fusion, funk) Bobby McGee’s: DJs Mark & Mikyl (Top 40, dance) Dos Gringos — Scottsdale: Block Party with DJ Sterling (all genres) Draft House: DJ Jim Beam…

Cheb I Sabbah

The gorgeous strain of Gibril Bennani’s violin begins this album canvassing North African folk music in the context of ProTools. This is not to suggest electronic tampering akin to the Algerian pop sounds of raï. Cheb I Sabbah indeed includes the urban-centric style — as well as tinde, aïta and…

Rasputina

Classically trained cellist Melora Creager conceived Rasputina in 1991, and the group opened for Nirvana on its final tour. Comprising three cellists clad in Victorian garb playing driving rock with gothic undertones, Rasputina released three albums in its first decade of existence with a somewhat revolving cast of musicians. In…

Gun Ho

5/14-6/8You may have heard the adage “opinions are like assholes — everybody’s got one.” When it comes to the issue of gun control, there are definitely a lot of people who don’t like the smell of other people’s assholes. And while not everybody views the issue in black and white…

Public Display

5/13-5/28As much as guys try to get two girls to make out in front of them, there are still men in the world who’ll throw punches instead of dollars at the sight of a same-sex snog. A man wandering through a New York park serves as a prime example in…

Buck Amok

5/13-5/14Generally, if you mention the letters PBR, it’s cause for ears to perk up in hopes of a crisp snap of the tab that pops open a cold one. Well, it won’t be that PBR, but there surely could be some snapping sounds, mainly those of human bones, when the…

Fashion Bug

THU 5/12″Clothing, just like your being, has a constant energy flowing around you,” says fashion designer Kenyata Baraka, a.k.a. “Queen Be.” Her imaginative designs fall into the urban clothing style, and each handcrafted piece strives to harness a “continuous energy of peace, power and love that will leave you totally…

Mad Props

Anger is a gift that Brandon Ladd Burkey wants to share. Much like the characters in the Eric Bogosian play subUrbia, which Burkey directs, the Valley transplant (by way of L.A.) is fed up with the status quo. “I believe that what we need here in the Valley is a…