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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders are having a bad hair day. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Looks like the contents of a vacuum cleaner.
9.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, DUI, failure to stop at a school bus stop sign, leaving the scene of an accident
Cute bangs.
8.)
Charges: Making gang threats, resisting arrest
Good one, Hitler.
7.)
Charges: Assault
Don’t put paperclips in electrical outlets.
6.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
Yeah . . .
5.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, open container of alcohol in a vehicle
The bowl-cut really doesn’t get the appreciation it used to.
4.)
Charges: Probation violation, shoplifting, possession of drug paraphernalia
Here’s a haircut that says, “We just met, but go ahead and punch me in the face.”
3.)
Charges: Aggravated assault
He managed to dye his ears and forehead, but forgot the eyebrows.
2.)
Charges: Shoplifting
A popular haircut with women in the early 1940s.
1.)
Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, marijuana production
Ah, yes, the old coil-of-dog-crap hairdo.
