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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, our offenders each have a signature look. Enjoy.
12.)
Charges: Marijuana possession
Hey man, do us all a favor? When you get out, march down to the barber shop, and punch that guy square in the mouth. Thanks.
11.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to pay a fine
Fourth Avenue ladies gone wild WOOOOO!!!!
10.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Don’t worry, your brother’s already here.
9.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Hey man you just seem kind of WIRED right now.
8.)
Charges: Aggravated assault, shoplifting, disorderly conduct
Surgically removed uni-brow?
7.)
Charges: Transportation theft
Welp, looks like we’re gonna need an exorcist.
6.)
Charges: Aggravated assault, criminal damage
The only person in jail who uses the word “delightful” for any reason.
5.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Are they doing a Weekend at Bernie’s remake?
4.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Wow, a real Jamaican.
3.)
Charges: Criminal nuisance
Easy on the lip gloss, buddy.
2.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct
That’s the grin of a guy who just took a dump in your coffee.
1.)
Charges: Probation violation
We can only assume this is the only Phoenix Coyotes face tattoo in the world.