Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Melting Pot

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we take a look at the melting pot of jail, with alleged offenders from all walks of life. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Probation violation
Well, I mean, the threat of a bio-hazard was kind of assumed.

9.)

Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Advantages: Ability to hang paintings from head.

8.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Not what everyone meant by, “Whatever makes you happy.”

7.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
We’ve seen this hairstyle before:

6.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Mustache + mullet = party, sponsored by Budweiser.

5.)

Charges: Probation violation
Skills: Knitting, playing a demon at haunted houses.

4.)

Charges: Assault
Likelihood this alleged assault involved a ukulele or Jimmy Buffett CD: High.

3.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Well, it’s better than this guy wearing an actual bandolier.

2.)

Charges: Criminal damage
Hometown: La La Land, USA.

1.)

Charges: Aggravated assault, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, disorderly conduct
Fonzie’s punk-ass grandson.

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