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Lily Allen’s recently released “West End Girl” rocked the tail end of 2025.
A no-holds-barred autopsy of her relationship with David Harbour (actor, “Stranger Things”), it’s the most gloriously brutal drop of the year. Each song is its own complete mood, the music matching and emphasizing the pointed lyrics and emotions. Fueled by the collapse of their relationship, this is her first record in seven years, and it has only served as a reminder of just how good Allen is.
Now, she’s planning to hit the road next April on her North American Tour. It’s a brief run, with only nine dates slotted thus far and no signs of additional US shows to come; it will be bookended by UK and Europe dates.
Sadly, Phoenix isn’t on the list, but we love planes, trains and automobiles, especially when the destination includes a killer concert. Los Angeles and San Francisco are reasonably close options.
Presale tickets go on sale at 10 a.m. on Wednesday, December 10 — sign-up is required for presale access by 11 a.m. EST on Monday, December 8.
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Tickets go on sale to the general public at 10 a.m. local time on Friday, December 12.
And speaking of ‘tail ends,’ we imagine that if they haven’t been completely sold out by then, the tour merch may include the butt-plug shaped USB announced recently that will be released on January 30, 2026.
It’s $32.99, and per the artist, despite its shape, it is “for data storage only” and contains MP3s of all the record’s tracks. The polka-dotted treasure is a splendid and, yep, cheeky nod to one of the album tracks, “Pussy Palace.” Pre-orders are being taken.
Here are the Lily Allen 2026 North American Tour Dates:
April 3, Chicago, IL, Auditorium Theatre
April 7, Toronto, ON, Massey Hall
April 11, Boston, MA, Orpheum Theatre
April 14, New York, NY, Radio City Music Hall
April 17, Philadelphia, PA, The Met
April 19, Washington, DC, Warner Theatre
April 21, Atlanta, GA, Fox Theatre
April 25, Los Angeles, CA, The Orpheum Theatre
April 28, San Francisco, CA, The Masonic
